I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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