The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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