ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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