super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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