This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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