the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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