Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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