so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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