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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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