You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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