This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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