Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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