You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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