I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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