Sry I called you an 8
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
handjob tips. give me some.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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