and she was petting her beer can
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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