we have officially lost it.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We are all done wearing pants today
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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