is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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