I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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