i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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