She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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