Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
