it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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