Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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