Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My vagina just clenched in fear
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