i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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