It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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