too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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