hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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