he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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