he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Who died my cat blue again?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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