you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
