in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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