How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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