So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
