No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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