She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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