just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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