First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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