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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Did he leave or is he still there?

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  He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.

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• (619): View more from California

  Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.

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