You made me cry and you don't even care
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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