Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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