UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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