Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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