I am puke
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The uberlube is also flammable
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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