he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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