is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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