I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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