covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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