You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You dont lie about slip and slides
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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