Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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