But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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