I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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