We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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