U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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