No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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