We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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